Hello, I'm Laura. This is an absolute mess of multifandom whatever hello
I like to think about Iron Bull, adept at casual encounters, but completely out of his element as he tries to start a serious relationship, trying to discreetly, jokingly start conversations with the teammates about courting customs of other races.
Me: [holds hand out]
Customer: [throws credit card on the counter]
Me: [throws card into the sun]
Me: Your card was declined.